Batman, Humpty Dumpty, "Woolbrite" and More

It's time to rid Gotham City of filth with Bruce Wayne, examine the curious songwriting choices of Rock-a-Bye Baby, and get your sheep white as snow with this week's sponsor, Woolbrite.

- Try to help Humpty Dumpty by calling all the King's paramedics
- Examine the classroom game 7-Up to learn why I was so bad at it (Answer: I got CHEATED!!)
- In the news, Mario pays a record littering fine for dropping banana peels and other objects on highways
- In depth analysis of what kind of shoe that Old Woman was living in, including debating if hightops could as two stories

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