Welcome to Not Your Mother's Goose, Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups. We've got laugh-out-loud "news" stories, side-splitting "sponsors," and gut-busting songs playing on "Rapunzel's Jukebox." The Goose Is Loose!

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