Welcome to Not Your Mother's Goose, Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups. We've got laugh-out-loud "news" stories, side-splitting "sponsors," and gut-busting songs playing on "Rapunzel's Jukebox." The Goose Is Loose!
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The Oregon Trail, Little Miss Muffet, "Mulan Rouge!"

We'll load up the wagon and travel the Oregon Trail, sit down with Little Miss Muffet, and call Crime Stoppers on Tom, Tom, The Piper's Son. We'll also have "Mulan Rouge" in a movie before-and-after, and Eeyore: The Musical debuts on Broadway.

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Special Episode! Rapunzel's Jukebox

It's a special edition of Not Your Mother's Goose, highlighting all the hilarious parody songs from the show, plus an interview with show singer Andrew Mitchell (where we learn that he is actually the son of "King Kazoo"). We've also got a brand new song to complete our Beach Boys tandem, as we've turned Little Deuce Coupe into a tune about Little Bo Peep and her fellow fairy tale shepherds.

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